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At certain magical moments, Crazy Uncle Joe turns into the Onion version of himself.
The 21 Stupidest Things Ever Said by Powerful People

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The 21 Stupidest Things Ever Said by Powerful People

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Hackers steal personal data for 25,000 Homeland Security employees

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Doesn’t feel so nice when it happens to you, does it?  

from Breitbart:

USIS, the Department of Homeland Security’s contractor for conducting security clearance background checks, has had the personal records of at least 25,000 of its employees stolen because of hackers, and the hackers may have been from a foreign country, according to the Associated Press (AP).

AP’s source was an unnamed DHS official who told AP that Homeland Security would soon let employees know if their personal information had been stolen and encourage them to check their financial accounts.

USIS provides the most background investigations to the federal government of any company, but the company is being targeted with a federal whistleblower lawsuit because it allegedly “dumped” over 600,000 background checks for security clearances, allowing some clearances to be considered complete although they were not completely conducted.

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When hackers steal data from Homeland Security, it’s considered a crime.  When the government steals data from private citizens, it’s called “Homeland Security.”

The government doesn’t have any money; only people have money. The government gets money by putting its hand in your pocket and taking it
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But of course, it’s never us who’s greedy, now is it? It’s always the other person.
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I do not think it is moral to impose heavy costs on other people to protect people from their own choices.
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We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.
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Concentrated power is not rendered harmless by the good intentions of those who create it.
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gunmetals:

this picture of bara celebrimbor by angus mcbride fucking kills me. look at that. look at that lovingly-rendered butt. that apron serves literally no purpose except to highlight his ripped physique and dainty man-waist. his nipples are totally exposed to, like, sparks and fire and other forge-y-type stuff. what does that apron do. what is this picture even